2022.01.27 11:50 HamedR6S What is this?
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2022.01.27 11:50 BrandonRawsoncAlp A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction.
As she rummaged through her dusty belongings, she came across a dull copper kettle. Intrigued by it’s possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck.
The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.”
The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.”
BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.
Thrilled by her success the woman says “genie I want to live a life of grandeur! To be rich!”
BAM! With a snap of the genies fingers the room swirled and transformed into a great hall. Her once broken cottage had become a mansion. Upon looking down the woman noticed her worn clothing had been replaced with a stunning dress, and shining heels.
While she marveled at this outcome the genie stood solemnly and said “you have one wish left.”
The woman thought about this for a while and then felt a slight brush against her leg. It was her old cat, frightened by the buildings transformation.
The woman looked up at the genie and said “this cat has been faithfully with me for all my years. Please, transform him into a human man, so that we may spend many happy days together!”
BAM! In a blinding flash the cat had vanished. Standing in his place was a tall, dark-haired, handsome young man.
Immediately enamored by her new love, the woman fell into his arms. The genie, his work complete, disappeared. As she gazed into his eyes, he drew her close and whispered
“Too bad you had me neutered.”
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2022.01.27 11:50 discowitchshark Landlords on daft are taking the piss
One of the 4 beds in this 2 bedroom apartment is literally a hole in the wall in the living room. God the housing crisis is depressing.
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2022.01.27 11:50 IAmRSChrisG I guess people on steam/vanilla are able to log in.
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2022.01.27 11:50 DangitKaisen I'm an AMAB trans guy he/him lesbian, am I valid??
2022.01.27 11:50 moistlyhard Show me those boobees
2022.01.27 11:50 Intrepid-Winter-7036 [M4F] 18 years old and in need of a good draining.
If any woman is interested lemme know, I haven't gotten any responses. I'm able to give good dick, so if you want some fun and are close to Lynwood hmu.
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2022.01.27 11:50 Two_Tiny_Dice From 7DRL 2019 to Kickstarter - 300% funded in 48h! My dream has come true :)
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2022.01.27 11:50 JonCognitive Morristown sets up board to oversee marijuana businesses
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2022.01.27 11:50 mrboofbuyer I seriously do not understand how it’s possible for the devs to be this incompetent.
2022.01.27 11:50 naanynaan Covid on Vacation
I just started with this nanny family about four weeks ago. It’s a temporary gig until their au pair comes from South Africa. I knew from the interview that the family and parents were very covid conscious….but they’re much more avoidant of covid than I originally thought.
This family doesn’t eat inside restaurants, doesn’t see friends or family until a negative covid test, and refuses to engage with anyone unvaccinated. I respect this, but continue to live my normal life outside of work. I still wear my mask in public places and indoors, I am vaccinated, and I test regularly when I have symptoms. I have yet to get covid until…
Coming on a vacation with them. I am still working my 8-5 schedule. When I was first hired they told me if they caught covid they would pay me until they were negative and I wouldn’t have to work. Yet, the mom tested positive last week, and the dad tested positive Sunday. This morning as I am walking to my bathroom in our Airbnb, I see MB testing both kids, and she tells me they have fevers and have tested positive.
If we were at home, and not all living together, I wouldn’t have to work. I wish the rules applied even though we aren’t at home. This just sucks because i’m flying home early for my grandmas birthday but can’t even see her now for a few days until I am no longer exposed.
This all just sucks.
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2022.01.27 11:50 WhenThePyro Anybody willing do do this?
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2022.01.27 11:50 gocloud9gowooo What a show in Philly!!!!
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2022.01.27 11:50 SPAC_Time AVCtechnologies Announces Definitive Agreement to Divest Computex Technology Solutions to Focus on Kandy Platform - AVCT AVCTW
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2022.01.27 11:50 BlackShadow007 [HIRING] Community Moderator at Mod Union
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2022.01.27 11:50 New_Trash_556 Bin ich der einzige, der /r/againsthatesubreddits nutzt um die neusten basierten subs zu finden?
2022.01.27 11:50 BruinMDP The Smoke (official Release)
Looks like we're getting the studio version of The Smoke today:
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2022.01.27 11:50 Shot-Neighborhood601 Donkey Kong Country • Chill Music Compilation With Ocean Ambience 🎵🎧🌊
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2022.01.27 11:50 HLMenckenFan World remembers Holocaust as antisemitism rises in pandemic
2022.01.27 11:50 No_External_1764 Should I explain why I'm test-optional?
2022.01.27 11:50 CronoDroid Jeong Yein, Choi Yena, Yuju - Idol Radio Theme (Dance Challenge)
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2022.01.27 11:50 anissha_16 Looking for more friends
2022.01.27 11:50 Proper_Breakfast_844 Myocarditis Cases Reported After mRNA-Based COVID-19 Vaccination in the US From December 2020 to August 2021
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2022.01.27 11:50 Foreign-Benefit-4525 What is this tiny bug?
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2022.01.27 11:50 Soul_Ripper Kiara was a bit scared of the FPS Community
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